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CAT VALENTINE'S PAGE
Hi, it's Cat here! I think my last name's Schlerbenhauser. Oh yeah, it's Valentine...oops. So, here's my profile. Here, you'll...ooh, candy! I hope this profile's not a catastrophe, geddit? Teehee. Did you know that one time, my brother was moving so slow and doing a really funny slow dance with a broom and put a stapler on his head? He even tried to shred his own teeth, he looks like a vampire now. Petroleum gas creeps me out, but I think cheese strings are cool. Wow, moving lights! Bye!
NEWEST UPDATE I dreamt of a mailman stealing my great uncle's dog at a party. Turns out it was real. Poor dog..and my great uncle that I've never met.