has graduated from HA, and you cannot RP with them anymore. sorry.
|Garrett Reginald McGlitter|
|Birthday:||February 14, 1995|
|Address:||I live in the theatre.|
|Family & Friends|
|Relationships:||SHE WON'T DO ME D:|
|Enemies:||Boyfriends of Girls|
|Interests:||Singing, Acting, Music, Recovering, Helping Pervs|
|Education:||Hollywood Arts High School|
|Weaknesses:||Dancing, Girls, Boys, Life|
|Portrayer:||Samuel Larsen and credits to myself for the infobox.|
- Eye Color: Black
- Hair Color: Brown
- Trademark: My hair
If you saw my name, you would assume that I'm a gay guy that likes sparkles and unicorns. I do like sparkles and unicorns. But I like girls. Back to the point: I dress like a guy. So that is my appearance. I also hate shoes. Being barefoot is much more freeing.
Catherine Ashley BrownEdit
My mother. As the girls say it, we are "totes bff". We are very close. She is the world renowned therapist. She writes many parenting books. All of them are part of a 12-part series: "How to Parent a Perv". Part 10, "Helping Your Child Through Perviness Withdrawals" is out January 2013. I hate this series.
Thomas Regis McGlitterEdit
He and my mother are divorced. He is a pervy alcoholic. I hate how he passed his perverted gene onto me. I HEARD HE IS DATING A STRIPPER OR A PROSTITUTE NOW. SHE MUST BE UGGO. OR DESPERATE TO BE DATING MY DAD.
My history is very long. I was born in Seattle on Valentine's Day 1995. At age 3, my dad started working as an accountant. Later that year, he started getting drunk to make something good happen out of his sad life. January 3rd the next year, my mother divorced that fugly drunk and took me to LA with her. Life was good.
10 years later, I discovered that girls were hot. So I became a perv. My mom was worried and she started "theraparenting" me. AKA parenting and therapying at the same time. Earlier this year, I joined "Perverts Anonymous" to stop being a perv. Now, I am the president and I hope to help other pervs.
Relationships With Other CharactersEditI have many girl friends. No, not girlfriends, because polygamy is wrong
- I am the most talented member of "Perverts Anonymous"
- I wish to be a musical therapist someday. Singing to patients would help.
- My hair is awesome.
- Adam Benson and Amber Murphy are my flawless king and queen.
- I love Glee. FINCHEL AND BRITTANA AND JARLEY 5EVAAAAAAAAAA
- i don't understand why my otps are everyone's notps
- like noel/aria
- and paily
- and imogeli
- and krew
- adison is perf
- but scam is not